Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Calling all fugly people!

Look 'Unusual?' You Can Be A West Virginian In Julianne Moore's Pittsburgh Movie

I actually had to read this article a few times, because the first time through I thought it was a casting call for "My Big Fat Redneck Wedding".

Here's the gist:

"...we are looking for people to populate a West Virginia 'Holler.' People who have any of the following attributes should attend:Extraordinarily tall or short. Unusual body shapes, even physical abnormalities as long as there is normal mobility. Unusual facial features, especially eyes."

They are also searching for an "otherworldly" looking 9-12 year old Caucasian girl. And now, for my favorite line, "Regular-looking' children should not attend this open call."

When the Trib asked Donna Belajac (casting) about the generalization of West Virginians, she replied, "Some of these 'holler' people -- because they are insular and clannish, and they don't leave their area -- there is literally inbreeding, and the people there often have a different kind of look. That's what we're trying to get."

So, if you are super fugly, are deformed, or are abnormal in any way but you can still get around, head on over to the Holiday Inn North Hills on McKnight Road on March 2 from 1 - 5 PM.

Country roads
Take me home
To the place
I beeeeloooonnnggggg....

1 comment:

funny people said...

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